I really need some ideas for a costume for me that will accentuate and possibly poke fun at my giant belly. I really don't want to bare the belly, though, and most ideas I've seen on websites involve a bare belly with things drawn on it. That just really grosses me out for some reason, and I just really don't want my big vulnerable belly hanging out for all the world to see.
I could really use some feedback on this. I know I have a lot of lurkers, because I can see how many people view this page! So, come on! A little help here!